{"id":348694,"date":"2016-07-18T00:24:08","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T00:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bubacomix.net\/?p=348694"},"modified":"2016-07-18T00:24:08","modified_gmt":"2016-07-18T00:24:08","slug":"luchas-sobre-lodo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/?p=348694","title":{"rendered":"Luchas sobre lodo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El mes entrante cumplir\u00e9 un a\u00f1o de haber sido intervenido quir\u00fargicamente en una operaci\u00f3n en la que perd\u00ed una parte de mi ser: una <strong>ves\u00edcula biliar<\/strong> habitada por tres elegantes y bien pulidas piedras de r\u00edo.<br \/>\nEl dolor inmisericorde que signific\u00f3 aquella <a href=\"https:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Colecistectom%C3%ADa\">colecistectom\u00eda<\/a>, aundado a la experiencia m\u00e9dica y humana mal vividas durante las tres semanas de crisis y hospitalizaci\u00f3n (de la recuperaci\u00f3n no hablemos) marcar\u00e1n mi alma por el resto de los d\u00edas, pero marcar\u00e1n -sobre todo- mi abultado vientre con una cicatriz escandalosamente l\u00e1nguida y sensual.<\/p>\n<p>Lo m\u00ednimo que pod\u00eda hacer a manera de conjuro ritual -a un a\u00f1o de distancia- es pedir a Buba que pagara dolor con dolor a la ves\u00edcula en comento, recetando una <em>huracarrana<\/em> seguida de <em>la de a caballo<\/em> para rematar con una patada en los huevos quir\u00fargicamente aplicada.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3564\" src=\"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB-1024x365.jpg\" alt=\"Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB\" width=\"1024\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB-1024x365.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB-300x107.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB-768x274.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB-600x214.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Lucha-sobre-lodo-GOEB.jpg 1682w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El mes entrante cumplir\u00e9 un a\u00f1o de haber sido intervenido quir\u00fargicamente en una operaci\u00f3n en la que perd\u00ed una parte de mi ser: una ves\u00edcula biliar habitada por tres elegantes y bien pulidas piedras de r\u00edo. El dolor inmisericorde que signific\u00f3 aquella colecistectom\u00eda, aundado a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":348680,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68,85,319,318],"tags":[97],"class_list":["post-348694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comix","category-comix-strip","category-deportes-extremos","category-technicolor","tag-humor-simplon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=348694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":348695,"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348694\/revisions\/348695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/348680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=348694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=348694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bubacomix.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=348694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}